Filed under: Bass!, Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Electro, Fidget, Filthy, Funky House, Glitchy, House, Remixes | Tags: Buttonmasher, Daft Punk, Feadz, Harry Benson, Ian Pooley, Les Gillettes, Noob & Brodinski, Riva Starr
I finally got my new glasses today. Yes I am fairly blind, and the deterioration in my eyesight is directly related to the amount of time i spend infront of the laptop. Ha, sucks to be me. Now I have the gift of vision again, i realise how strange I must look. See, I just assume that people have the same vision as I do, so when I am singing in the car, and can’t make out the faces of other drivers, I just assume they can’t see me singing – wrong! When I am walking up to a disgustingly hot man, and am checking them out like there is no tomorrow, but know that we aren’t making eye contact because we are way too far to do that – wrong. Lol, I have spent months looking like a freak, because I have been lacking vision, no wonder I am single.
Anyways………Ahh the weekend is upon us, so we all need some block rockin’ beats to get us in the mood. I am going to be stuck at home studying for exams, but go and get messy on my behalf, and I’ll see you out there next week. Here are the filthiest goddamn choons I acquired purely by selling my body, so please enjoy them.
♫ Noob & Brodinski – Peanuts Club (Buttonmasher Remix)
♫ Riva Starr – I Was Drunk (Harry Benson Remix)
♫ Feadz – Liisborg Error <–♥ okay so I’m still not over the fact that i made out with Feadz, but this is so dark and dirty <3
♫ Ian Pooley – Rock Da Disco (Daft Punk Mix) <–♥♥ that deep grinding bass drives me insaaaaaane
Filed under: Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Electro, Fidget, Filthy, Glitchy | Tags: Afrojack, Boris Dlugosch, David Guetta
I’ve been getting a lot of hits on the blerg from people looking for Afrojack – Yuk. Well… after a bit of googling and taking a look at the holy Erol Alkan forums, the mystery has been cracked. From what I gather… there is NO ‘Yuk’. The song everyone is searching for is actually Boris Dlugosch’s ‘Bangkok’. Its a little coincidental that I JUST posted Erol’s Parklife set yesterday which actually opens with this song…. which was clarified by the dude behind RARCHE. Oh the world works in mysterious yet such sexy ways.
But if you’re still after something ‘yuk’ by Afrojack, look no further than his remix of the ever declining David Guetta’s ‘Sexy Bitch’.
♫ Boris Dlugosch – Bangkok (Original Mix) <–♥♥♥ removed by request
*stream here*
I can totally see how you could think this is an Afrojack track. Its filthy, fidgety and wobbly in all the right places. Its impossible to not dance to, and it will be flooding a club near you very soon. Where has Afrojack been anyway? I hope David Guetta didn’t take him down with him.
….I hope I don’t get sued for slander.
Filed under: Alt Pop, Cheese, Choons, DJ Set, Dirty Blooping Madness, Electro, Festivals, Filthy, House, I am in love!, Live, Remixes | Tags: Erol Alkan, Parklife, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Boys Noize, Major Lazer, Harvard Bass, Gonzales, SonicC, Acid Girls, Solid Groove, DIM, Tai, Paul Woolford, Eurythmics, Lil Louis
I don’t exactly know how i stumbled across this, and I don’t know why i didn’t do a google search for it earlier?! But its fucccccckiiiiing amazing! How I wish i had gone to Parklife, but every muzza and his dog bought a ticket and ruined my chances of seeing my lover Erol Alkan. Help me ID some songs please? I might give you a hug if you do 
*EROL! EROL! EROL!* i love that everyone was chanting, sounds awesome.
♫ Erol Alkan DJ Set @ Parklife 2009, City Botanic Gardens – Brisbane
01. ID
02. Major Lazer – Pon de Floor
03. SonicC – Stickin
04. Acid Girls – Lightworks (Harvard Bass Remix)
05. ID
06. ID
07. Solid Groove – This is sick
08. Boys Noize & Erol Alkan – Death Suite
09. DIM & Tai – Lyposuct
10. Paul Woolford – Erotic Discourse
11. Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams (Erol Alkan re-edit #1) (lol at the crowd awkwardly singing along at the wrong time. haha brisbane sucks)
12. ID
13. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Zero (Erol Alkan Rework)
14. ID
15. Lil Louis – French Kiss
16. Boys Noize & Erol Alkan – Waves (Gonzales Piano Cover)
17. Boys Noize & Erol Alkan – Waves (Original Mix)
This is way too good! I am totally marrying a DJ, no doubt about it fool. And all because I seriously cannot get enough of Erol Alkan, here is his 6mix from 2008. If you’re looking for something a little different to the first set, something a little bit more mellow (because all Australians love doing is jumping up and down like kangaroos to crazy electro.. so this wouldn’t have been right at Parklife) download some more and overdose on some funky Alkan!
Filed under: Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Electro, French, Remixes | Tags: Boy 8-Bit, Bumblebeez, Danger, Feadz, Midnight Juggernauts, Review
You know what this is fool?! This is just the 100th post on FUTURISTIC SILENCE. Yeah boi. I’m seriously surprised I lasted 20 posts let alone a century of posts. I only started this to keep myself sane while i was stuck at home with a broken ankle. Now its flourished into a house of love (psht don’t mind the pun). Thank you to all you sexy people who keep reading this and I can’t wait to do another hundred posts!
So… for my 100th post, I get to tell you all about the Strobe party I went to on Monday night — Feadz and Boy 8-Bit. Fucking awesome it was. Boy 8-Bit’s set was fucking amazing. I went absolutely mental when he played A City Under Siege. Slick times were had by all. The promoter dude who I grabbed my tickets off was lovely and waved at me every time he saw me. Strangers are so lovely sometimes. I asked a guy for a cigarette lighter, and he told me I was pretty. Im so easily please.
Thenn Feadz came on and TOTES blew me away. I’ve heard he is a great live dj, but I didn’t really expect it. One word — noice. He came down from the dj booth at one point to high five everyone and shit, and he came up to me, grabbed my face and kissed me… on the mouth. Yeah boi. Ahahaha, I totally didn’t expect it, and it blew my mind a little I met some guy who said he could take me backstage after the gig to hang out with Feadz. So so so awesome. I felt so slick and cool. I hugged him and told him his set was great, and he was welcome to come to TFU with me afterwards. He declined because he ended up taking this hot blonde girl home which was funny to see. He’s living the sweet life.
All in all it was one slick motherfucking night. Great music, slick people. I saw my friend Alex there too and he put his hands on his head like antlers and said “choon king”. What a fucking gun. Here is his choon space. Now I really feel like going to see the Midnight Juggernauts in a couple weeks. I just dont want the party to stop. Too bad i got fired. Ha. Thats another story, but why make this a somber post when its time to celebrate hombre.
♫ Boy 8-Bit – A City Under Siege (Original Mix) <–♥♥
♫ Bumblebeez – Rio (Boy 8-Bit Remix)
♫ Boy 8-Bit – The Suspense Is Killing Me <–♥♥♥
♫ Feadz – Edwrecker (Original Mix)
♫ Feadz – Age 21 <–♥♥
To believe or not to believe.. that is the question.
http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/aust/44736/Daft_Punk_tour_dates_leaked
Filed under: Alt Pop, Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Easy Listening, Filter House, Funky House, I am in love!, Oldie but a goldie, Remixes | Tags: Bag Raiders, Chromeo, Digitalism, Modelselektor, Primary 1, Siriusmo, The Gossip, The Shoes, Yuksek
Can Siriusmo do any wrong?! Really, I ask this in all seriousness, because everything produced by this sexy man is faultless. Its the perfect mix of alt pop and funk. It sounds strange in theory, but goddamn, it works. What’s sparked this outburst of love? This of course…
♫ Chromeo – Night by Night (Siriusmo Remix) <–♥♥♥
I feel like posting this is kind of pointless, since every blog and their dog has given this props, but i just love it so much. Chrome – oh -ohhhh! Doesn’t Dave 1 sound like he’d just be the perfect man *sigh*
But as I’m sure you’re well aware of, Siriusmo is no one trick pony.
♫ The Gossip – Heavy Cross (Siriusmo Remix) (le radio rip)
what is that i hear? horns? whatever that beautiful sound is, it works.
♫ The Shoes feat. Primary 1 – People Movin’ (Siriusmo Remix) <–♥
there are songs that you think ‘nope this just can’t be remixed’. this is done oh so well. smooth as an operator
♫ Bag Raiders – Shooting Stars (Siriusmo Remix)
this is pretty cool stuff, comes into its own after the 2 minute mark
♫ Digitalism – Echoes (Siriusmo Remix) <–♥♥
nothing like Digitalism to get me in the mood. this remix is fucking ace.
So we’ve established this guy can remix, but can he be concoct his own masterpieces? Hellsz yeah.
♫ Siriusmo – Let Me In
its all dirty and grindy just like i want it babeh
♫ Siriusmo – High Together <–♥
starts off sounding like blooped tropical holiday music, but then splaaat all over your face is this wonderful euphoric beat. dayum.
& on the flip side is this.
♫ Siriusmo – Wow (Modeselektor Remix)
“hells yeah, we’re gonna get crunk and get our drinks awn chika chika.” that was a quote from McLovin’. I’m sure you knew that. I shouldn’t insult your intelligence.
♫ Siriusmo – All The Girls (Yuksek Remix) <–♥♥
ahh two greats together, this didn’t have a chance in gayland of failing. this is dancey, upbeat and slickity-slick as.
Keep it slick,
Kish
Filed under: Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Douche behaviour, Electro, Fidget, Filthy | Tags: Deadmau5, Designer Drugs, Digital Manges, Fake Blood, Jack Beats, Jahcoozi, Sharkslayer, Steve Aoki, The Bloody Beetroots
Whats the inspiration for this post? Deadmau5. Wha-what 
Deadmau5?! Yeah… his sperm dried up somewhere down the line and he became ‘bleh’ but i heard this, and I swear, he hit me somewhere deep in my ovaries. As much as i am tempted to go on and explain to you where babies come from, I want to dedicate this post to the filthiest, dirtiest, goddamn best choons I can find.
This is the music I love, the music I wait all week to go out and hear — this is the music that i LIVE for. Too bad the only clubs that play this choonage are dirty scummy drug infested holes, but I do love them oh so much.
♫ Deadmau5 – To Play Us Out (Radio Rip) <–♥♥
pretty goddamn filthy
♫ Designer Drugs – ZOMBIES! (Hot Pink Delorean Thrillernight Remix)
♫ Digital Manges – Manges (Sharkslayer Dubmix) <–♥
heavyyyy!
♫ Fake Blood – Mars (Jack Beats Remix)
♫ Jahcoozi – Name Dropper (Solo Remix)
P.s. I was listening to a interview Triple J did with Steve Aoki a couple days ago, and he said something about him and a Bloody Beetroot teaming up and making some hardcore punk stuff — which he drops in the middle of electro sets I can’t think of an easier way to piss off a large gathering of roided up muzzas.
If he ever plays a festival here, and does just that, I’m sure you’ll be hearing all about the riots around the world.
Filed under: Alt Pop, Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Easy Listening, Electro, Filthy, Funky House, House, I am in love!, Progressive, Remixes | Tags: Aeroplane, Armand Van Helden, Boy 8-Bit, Empire of the Sun, Florence and the Machine, Gotye, Jack Penate, Kolt13, Passion Pit, Rory Phillips, Sebastien Tellier, The Plastiscines, The xx
I have a good feeling about this week. I like that is Monday and I’m not in epic pain, I’m not throwing up aaaand I have all of my possessions. I’m 98% sure I’m going to see Feadz & Boy 8-Bit in exactly a week, and my room is clean Sure i have a bunch of gay exams coming up, but suuuch is life. I am certain this feeling won’t last, lulz, but I sure will enjoy it.
Don’t you hate it when you feel like you’ve missed out on important tracks? Tracks that would have made it into your top 10 IF you had have had any knowledge of their existence. It truly sucks balls when you realise you’ve fallen victim to falling behind in the speedy gonzales world of blogging. It happens to the best of us — yes, even I, the Choon King experiences this mishappening at times.
I totally missed this wonderful mix of one of my favourite Tellier choonsz. What the fuck, asif i missed this
♫ Sebatien Tellier – Kilometer (Aeroplane ‘Italo 84′ Remix)
I feel like everywhere I look, there are songs waiting for me to knight them as choons. Its absolutely fab. Heres whats on repeat…
♫ Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream (Kolt13 remix) <–♥
best remix of this song? hells yeah!
♫ Florence and the Machine – You’ve Got The Love (The xx Remix)
pretty stuff <3
♫ Boy 8-Bit – A City Under Siege (Original Mix)
can’t wait to get me some live boy 8-bit!
♫ Jack Penate – Be The One (Armand Van Helden Club Vocal) <–♥♥♥
wow, love the vocals! love the buildup! summer! AVH I love thee
♫ Gotye – Learnalilgivinanlovin’ (Passion Pit Remix) <–♥
dayum, Passion Pit have mean skillsz.
♫ The Plastiscines – Barcelona (Rory Philips Remix) <–♥♥
I wouldn’t want to exacerbate your funk deficiencies, so here it is. listen to that sexy bassline, hells yeah!
Filed under: Choons, Covers, Easy Listening, Electro, Festivals, House, I am in love!, Pjano, Remixes | Tags: Boys Noize, Daft Punk, Erol Alkan, Feist, Gonzales, Live
You know how in stupid romantic movies, they push the notion that you will end up falling helplessly in love with the person who’s been there all along..the dorky best friend who is amazingly good looking once they take off their reading glasses. Ergh movies — im sure you get the jist. Well… I think I’ve just discovered that lover… whos been there all along, yet I never even noticed. Gonzales, we were meant to be..?
I wrote Gonzales ( real name: Jason Beck) off when I first heard his ‘version’ of Daft Punk’s ‘Too Long’. One bad Daft Punk remix is one too many for me. But, as my music taste has developed and changed, I now find it quite enjoyable. But I still never took any notice of Mr Beck, until this came along and blew my effing mind,
♫ Erol Alkan – Waves (Gonzales Cover) Live at Parklife 2009 <–♥♥♥
Thanks to Sleep All Day, Dance All Night
I don’t know if its Alksz, or just hearing the atmosphere of Parklife! and live choonage all combined in one that gets me going.. but I have now fallen ever in love with Gonzales. So after this, I sat feverishly at my laptop searching for more gems, and all I have to say is – wow. This man is all shades of awesome.
♫ Gonzales – Working Together (Boys Noize Vox Mix) <–♥♥
This is just absoltely gorgeous. If you never got your hands on this, I am here to force some interweb rape onto you to GET AWN IT.
♫ Daft Punk – Too Long (Gonzales Version) <–♥
I couldn’t not post this. I have a strange tendency to begin hating things… then end up being helplessly in love with them. I need professional help, but there is no mistaking that this is one slick piece of work.
♫ Feist – Lovertits (with Gonzales) <–♥
Sometimes I think Feist’s voice is so beatiful that it almost sounds edible.
This guy is beyond amazing. He’s even broken a world record for the longest solo-artist performance with a total time of 27 hours, 3 minutes and 44 seconds. Ha, what a gun.
Filed under: Choons, Dirty Blooping Madness, Electro, Filthy, Remixes | Tags: Daft Punk, Loudnessboy, Noob & Brodinski, Proxy
You know who Loudnessboy is right? He’s one slick motherfucker from the United States, churning out choon after messy choon. He first came to my attention when he concocted that fab mix of Daft Punk’s Aerodynamic. There isn’t much info on this guy around.. mostly cos he’s a blog DJ yet to make a mark, but I’m sure we’ll be hearing a lot more from this guy.Check out his Twitter and Myspace and get your rocks off.
♫ Noob & Brodinski – Peanuts Club(Loudnessboy Remix) <–♥
I love how at one point its so choppy, distorted and fuuucked up that it makes no sense.
and just cos I’m in a sharing mood…
♫ Daft Punk – Aerodynamic (Loudnessboy Remix) <–♥♥
♫ Proxy – Raven (Loudnessboy Remix) <–♥
Choppy & terribly filthy. Oh yeaah.
♫ Loudnessboy – Chrome Reggae
